I Read in the News
I read in the news that I was missing.
A photo was posted and a promised reward.
But they had misspelled my name.
I decided to call and have it corrected.
The assistant to the editor was very appreciative.
“We strive for accuracy.” She said.
I told her that I was only too glad to help, and hung up the phone.
Samuel DiPaola 
I missed this one before! I like it.
(Post more please!)