The California Roll

To every generation that has come along after the baby boomers, I personally apologize for all transgressions against this planet. Sex, drugs, rock & roll has apparently backfired on all of us. Since no one is going to take responsibility, I will assume that role. I plan to have myself rolled in a bed of seaweed, rice, and avocado, and cut up into bite-size pieces as an offering to the masses.  I hope this serves to compensate the world for the abominations of my generation. I am truly sorry for your losses.